Free Mustache Rides (45¢)
Last year they were 10¢…This year 45¢…Come on ladies…the price is not gonna drop
Take a big suck
Let the smell in
Love the life that you eat
Never stop the pace
Make her ride your face
Make her laugh for relief
Ooh, step right up!
Don’t miss the chance of a lifetime
Hey ladies, free mustache rides
Pent up muscles
Rolling walrus head
Stiffening up like a jack
Make her scream my name
Make her go insane
Klepto-bitch steals my sack
Ooh, step right up!
Don’t miss the chance of a lifetime
Hey ladies, free mustache rides
45¢
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Saturday Night Live made a skit out of our song…Free Mustache Rides…Great!
apefight said this on April 15th, 2007 at 7:40 pm